Wake Up!

I'm not a morning person. I never understood those people who sprung out of bed bright eyed and cheerful, ready to take on the world. Even if I'm technically awake, I'm not really fully conscious until at least 9 or 10 AM. That's why I absolutely love Hambone and Jennicakes eye quilts.

Each eye shade is handmade and has a cloth-covered elastic band to fit a variety of head sizes. They are hand-embroidered with a variety of sayings including 'sod off,' 'hung over,' 'love coma' 'dream,' 'do not disturb,' 'piss off' and the ever popular 'f*** off' (uncensored on the actual product). Apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like being woken up unexpectedly! They run $24, but some of them are on sale at Funky Utopia. Hambone and Jennicakes also sells cupcake quilts and retro-inspired aprons.